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Hello Friend:
At an undisclosed location, U.S. Air Force
technicians have reportedly spent a great deal of time fruitlessly
trying to get a single Predator up for domestic surveillance. Every
single thing which could go wrong has, and problems crop up at every
turn, to include electronics failing, parts dropping off, engine failing
to start, etc. These are the GOOD problems (comparatively speaking)!
The BAD problems occur at lunch breaks, when the
techs return to find the Predator mysteriously turned upside down and
the tail off or even the whole Predator completely dismantled.
The poor techs scurry off to report this disaster to
their supervisor, only to find the Predator reassembled while they were
gone, yet still unflyable. As you may've guessed, the ETs/EDs are
directly responsible for preventing one of these things from spying on
you!
In other news, the interview with Robert Stanley the other night went
great, even if it wasn't much fun for the listeners, because of NSA
interference. That said, apparently it wasn't much fun there, either,
what with electric shocks, ringing and clicking in the ears, interfering
with their interference programs and more. Reportedly, the punishment
extended to personal vehicles, which were plagued by a rash of
nonstarts.
Fortunately the recording of the show came out fine and is available here: http://www.
Also, reinforcements have been received, several of which specialize in various forms of environmental cleanup.
